![]() 10/03/2019 at 15:34 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Every time I see this car it has more things stuck to it. It started with just the stripe in the hood but has gone out of control. You’d guys it’s owned by a clueless 17 year old kid. But you’d be wrong it’s owned by a 60-70 year old man.
If you can’t read it the sticker on the front bumper says “Never Satisfied” like you’re probably not satisfied because you bought a non turbo Subaru.
![]() 10/03/2019 at 15:39 |
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Haha, wtf?
![]() 10/03/2019 at 15:43 |
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Lost it at the handicapped hang tag.
![]() 10/03/2019 at 15:45 |
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LOL! This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.
Hopefully it’s all a big joke to annoy his grandkids.
He really needs to replicate this as closely, and as cheaply/shoddily, as possible.
Leaving all the existing stickers in place, of course.
IKEA shelves
work great for lips & spoilers.
![]() 10/03/2019 at 15:56 |
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On the bright side, that’s the cheapest mid-life crisis in the history of MLC’s.
He saved $50k off the standard Vette/Porsche/2 yr lease on an apartment for the sugar baby.
![]() 10/03/2019 at 16:14 |
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I have bad news for you if you think 60-70 is “mid-life.”
![]() 10/03/2019 at 16:34 |
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If it is a Subaru, it is mid life crisis. This car non-modded is not very great at track, and revs to 7k rpm only. Not that much jap cars are that great track day machines either but a Subaru made to stand out is even less so.
![]() 10/03/2019 at 16:46 |
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:) heh, that might be me... (I do try to keep mine tasteful... and it has a real intercooler scoop.)
![]() 10/03/2019 at 17:36 |
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He’s a late bloomer